hahah!its true!!

gosh..this is so true! i saw it in one of those silly bulletins u post in friendster..lame i know.,.but this was rather funny..hehhehe..and i was guilty as charged~ i pretty much say ALL of those answers to boby..hahha!!!OMG! i am the epitome of the word 'typical woman'..
and to think few years back i use to read this in Cleo and wat not and use to think..'nah, i will never be that woman'.. i am much better than that.. or 'gosh these girls got nothing better to do kah' or ' so la bida, if u have something to say, just say it' or.. if ure unhappy,why hide it'??
hahaha!and then now i understand..its just how girls are.. u know i didnt even realize that i do it until i do it..hahahahahha! so this is hilarious to me..oh well..just something to share..

						> (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are > right and you need to shut up. > (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. > Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more > minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. > (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and > you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end > in fine. > (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! > (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement > often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot > and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you > about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) > (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can > make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before > deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. > (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say > you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she > says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at > all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever'). > (8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU! > (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning > this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is > now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's > wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.